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Humor & Anime + Manga blog | professional procrastinater/student + piece of shit 

From that rooftop, what if you jumped onto the next rooftop, dashed over to that blue and green wall, jumped up and climbed up the pipe, ran across the roof and jumped to the next? You can, in animation. - Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2014)



lostgash:

cooldude10000million:

"skyrim on PC is a completely different experience than consoles. the immsersive mods  will change skyrim from not just a game but to an incredible experience that everyone needs to see for themsel-"

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Are you… are you trying to say that dickbutt warpaint makes that statement false? Because I think it just proves it correct.



iraffiruse:

Baby otter


No way, I totally thought I was Senpai’s number one!



hurtbydefault:

Aoba and Kojaku’s poker face


sakura-no-hanabira:

By 藤織
※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

sakura-no-hanabira:

By 藤織

※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.


blatantdisregardofmyfinishcrumbs:

gentle reminder that this motherfucker

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is older than this motherfucker

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horror movie opening scene 

  • white girl:  i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy:  come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl:  you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy:  lmao
  •  they continue walking for a few seconds
  •  *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl:  babe what that??
  • white boy:  i'll go investigate
  •  *leaves her alone*
  •  *choking noises*
  • white girl:  zack!!!
  • white boy:  ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl:  asshole!
  • white boy:  im just playin babe
  • white girl:  that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  •  *playful kiss*
  •  *things turn sexy*
  •  *hear noise*
  • white boy:  i'll go investigate
  •  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  •  *maybe a thud*
  • white girl:  zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  •  *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl:  ahhh!!
  •  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl:  ahhh!!!
  •  *white girl runs*
  •  *dead end*
  •  *hides*
  •  *thinks she free n safe*
  •  *guy catches her*
  •  *cuts her*
  •  *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen:  BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

ok im tired of the bullshit 

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?


timkarinn:


I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was


cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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